Windows Live Movie Maker: The Tragedy

Windows Movie Maker
Back in September 2000, a program called Windows Movie Maker was created for Windows ME. It was a simple program, but could do many things.

Then...

Windows decided that the best thing to do would be to FUCK IT UP, so then they made Windows Live Movie Maker, a program so terrible it can't even read its own file format (.wmv). A program so bad it can't even read any video file after enough trimming. A program so absolutely awful that the Windows Vista version is  BETTER 

A PROGRAM SO BAD THAT WINDOWS THEMSELVES ARE TOO ASHAMED TO PUT ON THE COMPUTER AS A DEFAULT PROGRAM.

'A PROGRAM SO EVIL AND HELLBENT ON DISSATISFACTION THAT IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH ITS OW N FUCKING FILES, PROBABLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE OLD ONE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THEM OR SOME SHIT.  === A PROGRAM SO DISTURBING THAT MICROSOFT SERIOUSLY THOUGHT "REMEMBER ALL OF THE COOL TRANSITIONS AND EFFECTS AND SUCH THAT MADE THE ORIGINAL MOVIE MAKER GOOD? WELL, IT WOULD ONLY MAKE SENSE TO KEEP 3 OF THE ORIGINAL TRANSITIONS, AND ABOUT A DOZEN OF THE ORIGINAL EFFECTS. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T WE GET RID OF THE TIMELINE, AND THE COLLECTIONS, AND FUCKING GIF PLAYABILITY, BECAUSE WHAT EVERYONE WANTS IS EVEN LESS FUNCTIONALITY. YEAH, ALL OF THESE CRASHES AND OBNOXIOUS DRAWBACKS ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR BEGINNERS!" ===  HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE WINDOWS LIVE MOVIE MAKER BETTER: ' ​
 * 1) Less crashing
 * 2) Less reading errors
 * 3) More effects and transitions
 * 4) A collection where you can put clips in for when you need to insert them
 * 5) How about more text effects while you're at it
 * 6) Try putting the timeline back in.
 * 7) How about  ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE MAKING SOME SORT OF EFFORT??!!