This Dog

This Dog was the name given to the one dog who made it through the MARCH 25 1967 DISEASE , which resulted in every living thing on Earth dying. However, Gus Kelly and William P. Harrison brought "This Dog" with them into a time machine at March 24, 1867, one day before the MARCH 25 1967 DISEASE shot a wave of GRUEL 32 into the air, rendering all of the time machines useless, which would ensure that by March 25 1967, any non-time travelers (Which would be everyone by then) would have forgotten.

Of course, since neither Gus Kelly nor William P. Harrison knew any good dog names, and GRUEL 32 had fucked up the computers and the internet, they had no way to give the dog a good name, so they just called her "This Dog", and sometimes "That dog"

Then, This Dog turned into some sort of fucking canine Adam & Eve, IN THE SAME GODDAMN BODY. She repopulated the entire world's supply of dog in 10 years.

The name did become confusing at times, especially when talking about genealogy (Which is fine, since nobody gives a fuck about genealogy anymore. I mean come on, everybody died). You'd say some shit like "Didn't this dog come from This Dog" and Gus would be all like "Dafuq William?" and William (Let's just assume you're William) says "Uhh, Gus, you know This Dog, she's the dog we had." and then Gus would then be really confused because this would be 10 years since This Dog became Adam & Dog, so every dog on the planet was the "One they had". Sooner or later, This Dog went missing, even though she was just playing Dark Cloud 2  (Dark Chronical for everyone not in the fucking US apparently) all  day every day because this was 2002 because Gus and William fucked up the time traveling. Then, out of guilt, Gus made a stuffed This Dog, although it didn't feel that better.

[[File:1991.jpg|frame|left|It's cool, right? It's basically This Dog...

BUT IT'LL NEVER BE THE FUCKING SAME YOU JUST SEE!!]]

The Tragic Death
Gee I don't know she was playing Dark Chronical all her like smh.

The End
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