Ghosts

Ghosts are weird little people. You can't see them, but they can see you. They aren't really good for anything, as they just crawl around the walls, making weird noises, not even bothering to contribute to your house.

Behaviour
Ghosts aren't that bad. I mean, sure, they stay up all night or whatever, and poltergeists are fucking annoying, but some ghosts are pretty nice. One once held a door open for me!

This one ghost named Henry
Once I met this ghost named Henry. From what I've heard, he was a pretty cool guy.

However, he was caught up with the MARCH 25 1967 DISEASE, and died.

Pretty sad.