MARCH 25 1967 DISEASE

The year is 1967, March is coming to an end.

Ahh... Spring has begun, the flowers are blooming, the birds are singing

EVERYTHING'S FUCKING  DEAD !!!

It's all because of the MARCH 25 1967 DISEASE, an event brought foward by KiLlErGuAtE, who made an epidemic that successfully killed everyone. Also, to make sure that noone got past it, he ordered a virus to spread to every time machine starting March 25 1867, so that noone could get through it after they figured out just what the fuck was going on.

The virus was called GRUEL 32, and it destroyed time machines by forcing them to run every process they could that wasn't actually useful for time traveling. A man who loved to kick babies and punch kittens, known as KiLlErGuAtE III recreated GRUEL 32 to be run on 32-bit Windows computers.



Result of MARCH 25 1967 DISEASE
Luckly, not all hope was lost. On March 24, 1867, William P. Harrison and Gus Kelly time traveled to March 26 1967, followed by This Dog, honestly the only one of the three that anyone gave a shit about. When they all made it, the entire Earth looked like it was the set of Life After People or some shit. They decided that they must repopulate the Earth, with biotic lifeforms. They did so.

That's all for today
But tune in next time to see the wacky misadventures of Gus & William!!